Why Guns Are Better Than Men

While browsing Facebook today, my page News Feed showed that one of my guy friends "liked" a post on of his FB friend's page. It was entitled "Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women".

Oh really? A few years ago I found a post like this about men preferring dogs over women. Of course I had to write my own response to that. And I'm a gun owner myself. So naturally I wasn't going to pass this up.

This is what they had come up with:

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women. And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.


#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One Reason Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women..... 

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun
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Uh huh.

How cute. 

I can do better.

So this is what I came up with:

 Top 10 Reasons Women Prefer Guns to Men

#10 - You can use your 22, 38, 44, 45 and whatever else is in your collection one right after the other and it will only make you hotter and more desirable to men.  

#9 - You can take your gun into as many clothing and shoes stores as you like and it will never complain or get impatient.

#8 - Most guns have a wide range of accessories in different styles and colors to suit your preferences so you can mix and match till your heart’s content.

#7 - A gun can go to bed with you every night and you can completely ignore it, and it will never get offended or bother you.

#6 - You can try out your best friend’s and sister’s guns without breaking any “loyalty coded” so there won’t be any hard feelings afterwards.  

#5 - Guns don’t watch sports, have poker nights, go to happy hour or collect car parts.

#4 - A gun does exactly what you want it to as soon as you want it to, regardless of whether you’re on your period and hormonal or not.

#3 - Guns never pretend to be more powerful, smarter or worth more than they actually are. And if they say they have an 8 inch barrel, they really do.

#2 - Guns function smoother, faster and more efficiently with age. If any of their parts get old you can replace them or modify them to your personal tastes.

And the number one reasons women prefer guns over men….

#1 - Your gun will never, ever leave the toilet seat up or ask you to make a sandwich.

 Nothing personal, but I think my list is better...